Cow goes Moo

Trunks of steel and eyes of hay
Trousers patchy for today
Pieces break and fall away
What do all the cattle say?
Cow goes "Moo"


Happiness spelt out in flame
Burn the house down, it's a game
I forgot to say my name
You will shoulder all the blame
Cow goes "Moo"

In the pasture with the sheep
Sneaky, creaky, bleaty sneak
Push them over while they sleep
All the bulls know when to speak
Cow goes "Moo"

I am yellow you are blue
Plug your nostrels with a screw
One and one and one is two
Bitter butter tastes like glue
Cow goes "Moo"